The Home Depot Song

I have theorised that all songs are clandestine commercials.

Included here is a case study, outlining the hypothesis that Celine Dion's "Because you loved me..." is an insidious ad for Home Depot. I have outlined the first verse of the song with their corresponding merchandise here,
For all those times you stood by me
For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life
For all the wrong that you made right
Just so there is no doubt that this is happenstance, here's a few more examples, because, SCIENCE!
You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
References: [1] http://www.homedepot.com [2] Because You Loved Me - Celine Dion - YouTube

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